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July 06

Living In Hawaii

Yay! I'm living in Hawaii now. I got here in March and it's been a blast ever since!! I've been all over the island. I've tried boogie boarding on Sandy Beach, concerts and clubs in Waikiki, love the beaches, Waikiki and Ala Moana, Sandy and the North Shore are my favorites. I collect alot of shells on those beaches too. Just learning how to snorkel. After I get the hang of that I'm going to Dive, can't wait. Plan to island jump before classes start. Having a blast! Till next time, take good care xoxoxoxo

May 23

How High Is Your Self-Esteem?

How High Is Your Self-Esteem?

You have scored 73.

What your scoring means:

You have excellent self-esteem. You may well have had problems with valuing yourself in the past, but you have become a confident person with a proper appreciation of yourself. You are almost certainly someone who other people like and admire, and your belief in yourself helps you to make good friendships and relationships. However, your inner confidence also enables you to feel happy and relaxed when you are alone.

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Find out your score at:

http://msntestyourself.netdoctor.co.uk/interactivetests/selfesteem.php

Hello, I'm Backies!!!!

 
~Wow~
It's May, lmfao!! Long time since I've been here, so much has changed!!!!
 What have I been up to???
Traveling, meeting people, found a house rental in upstate NY in the states. Plan on spending time there this Summer, Yayyyyy!!!
Boys are doing great. Have to take a good look around in here, so much has changed in these spaces, LMAO. Think I have to leave alot of comments too, thanks to those who have been by. Very sweet of you. Well I'll get into things in more detail later down the road, till then:
Take good care and remember I love you!
 
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February 11

No One Asks For A Sucky Life

No One Asks For A Sucky Life

 

Sitting on my porch,

Thinking about my day,

Drinking my beer ,

Staring at my farm.

 

No one asks for a sucky life like mine,

No one comes around,

Maybe ‘cause I’m a loser,

Maybe cause I smell.

 

Lost my lover the other day,

Just lost my friend,

Can my life get any worse than this?

Is this how its always gonna be?

 

No one asks for a sucky life like mine,

No one comes around,

Maybe ‘cause I’m a loser,

Maybe cause I smell.

 

Sitting here wondering why I’m here,

Maybe I should just get drunk,

Worry about this crap tomorrow,

Or just stop giving a damn!

 

No one asks for a sucky life like mine,

No one comes around,

Maybe ‘cause I’m a loser,

Maybe cause I smell.

January 26

Thank God For Booze, Drugs and Friends

Thank God For Booze, Drugs And Friends

 

Got in a fight with my old man, been fighting over the booze,

Nothing wrong with my habit, just he wont buy it no more

I’m sad and without a penny to my name, thank god for my friends!

 

Thank God for booze, drugs and friends

Thank God for booze, drugs and friends

 

Left the trailer in a hurry,

going to a party

Gonna get drunk and loose

Find me his brother

 

Thank God for booze, drugs and friends

Thank God for booze, drugs and friends

 

Walked home the next morning

Drunk as hell

Found the trailer has been burnt down

Thanks to that lousy son of a bitch

 

Thank God for booze, drugs and friends

Thank God for booze, drugs and friends

 

Gonna go back to the party

And crash somewhere

Maybe I’ll get lucky

Get a piece of sweet ass

 

Thank God for booze, drugs and friends

Thank God for booze, drugs and friends

January 02

A Little Bit About Me….

J A Little Bit About Me…. J

1) Q: If you had a pet what would it be?

A: A Tortoise

2) Q: What would you name this pet?

A: Speed Demon

3) Q: What’s your favorite song?

A: David Grey: This Years Love

4) Q: Name one favorite thing in your bedroom:

A: My Waterbed

5) Q: Name your favorite time of day:

A: Late Night

6) Q: Name one thing you wish you were good at:

A: Creating Stained Glass Windows

7) Q: Name two things you say the most:

A: I Love You

A: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

8) Q: Name one thing you‘d like to get done, but never seem to:

A: My Photos

9) Q: Name your favorite childhood toy:

A: Barbie Jammin' Jeep

10) Q: Name three things that makes you happy: (no particular order!)

A: My Best Friend

A: Linus and Raider

A: My Turtles

J

J You’re done! Great Job! J J
 
Name three people you'll send this to:
(can't send back to the person who sent it!!)
~Just instruct to copy this from your blog and complete!
 (and send it out to three more peeps!)
 
1) My Bastard Sis
2) Karen Sis
3) Sami Sis
December 29

Visitor Timer Clock

 How much time did you waste in here?
 
 

Your Dog’s Horoscope For Their Birth Date!

Dog Horoscope

 

Your Dog’s Horoscope For Their Birth Date!

 

Aries: Mar. 21st to April 21st:

Have deep feelings and need to be treated with understanding their adventures are a constant verb and are not easily housebroken. They are a pet that will need to be with an owner on a constant basis and they will chase the paperboy down the street and more often than not catch him.

 

Taurus: April 21st to May 21st:

Brave and loving but can be more mule than dog. They enjoy affection and if its a large dog you should think about a larger bed to share with them so they don not feel crowded.

 

Gemini: May 21st to June 21st:

At constant play when it is not dinner time of course. Smart and pleasant almost to a fault, this is a dog you will need to chastise on occasion but they will be too cute to punish.

 

Cancer: June 21st to July 21st:

Good with children and are not annoyed by childhoods abuses for with children the chow hound will find an endless supply of tidbits to snack on.

 

Leo: July 21st to Aug. 21st:

Require patience they are smart and attentive. They love attention and outings. Be careful when disciplining them yelling will have a poor effect on this sensitive friend.

 

Virgo: Aug. 21st to Sept. 21st:

May just be the perfect companion they are very smart and responsive to their owners. Although they take some time to warm up you will find an easy time training a dog that expects so much of itself.

 

Libra: Sept. 21st to Oct. 21st:

Can be easily integrated with other dogs and are a joy to have around but be careful not to ignore them for too long as they are not very demanding and you may forget you own one after a while.

 

Scorpio: Oct 21st to Nov. 21st:

Need encouragement but they will make an excellent watch or hunting dogs. They are very in tune to their environment and are very perceptive. Beware they may bite an aggressive stranger. They love water and swim well and if they are standing at the back door for hours it may be because there is a mate close by.

 

Sagittarius: Nov.21st to Dec.21st:

Not the dog for a worrier. This adventurous animal may go on vacation alone for weeks always returning for it also is a loyal companion in its own mind. Hunters will enjoy they're perseverance under the worst conditions but don't let them get too far ahead or you may be hunting dog not grouse.

 

Capricorn: Dec 21st. to Jan. 21st:

Loyal and intelligent but this dog needs the comforts of the indoors. This dog will let you know its cold outside all night long if he sleeps outside. They will unfortunately eat anything they can find so avoid letting them run out alone or you could find yourself with a real sick pup.

 

Aquarius: Jan 21st to Feb. 21st:

The jealous type and do not enjoy sharing their owners. They need to be acknowledged and petted they are very protective of the household and are a good family watch dog.

 

Pisces: Feb. 21st to March 21st:

Babies and will constantly let you know when its petting time. They have a real fear of strangers and will not let them pass although they do not want to get close enough to bite one. Once a person is invited in they will treat them as if they are part of the family and expect attention from them too.

Your Kitty's Horoscope For Their Birth Date!

Cat Horoscope

taken from Cat Astrology, by Michael Zullo

Find your kitty's birth date and what it means!!

 

Aries


March 21-April 20

energetic

impatient

playful

friendly

combative

Taurus


April 21- May 21

Routine-minded

home-loving

stubborn

predictable

calm

Gemini


May22- June 21

Spirited

mischievous

fun-loving

attention-getting

clever

Cancer


June22-July23

affectionate

devoted

moody

sensitive

nurturing

Leo


July 24-August 23

proud

self-centered

showy

cunning

extroverted

Virgo


August 24-September 23

cautious

finicky

solitary

aloof

shy

Libra


September 24-October 23

happy

vocal

sociable

indecisive

well-behaved

Scorpio


October 24-November 22

intense

demanding

territorial

strong-willed

fierce

Sagittarius


November 23-December 21

playful

daring

curious

messy

gregarious

Capricorn


December 22-January 20

crafty

persistent

reserved moody

possessive

Aquarius


January 21-Febuary 19

unpredictable

frisky

curious

attention-tetting

sociable

Pisces


February 20-March 20

sedentary

easygoing

sweet

docile

devoted

Artist: Acceptance~ Song Title: Different

Artist: Acceptance

Song Title: Different

Album: Phantoms

 

Tell myself, on the ride home.
Getting tired, hating all I've known.
Holding on, like it's all I have.
Count me out, when it's clear that I, find it hard to say.
And you, find it hard to care.

I wanted to see something that's different, something you said would change in me.
Wanted to be, anything different, everything you would change in me.

Got this way, upfront but never true.
God I'm wrong, it's just the way I am.
Crashing down, any chance you hear.
Caving in, any chance that you, could see inside of me.
And I, I'll know what to say, It's fine.
This isn't Hollywood.

So fine, getting in your way.
I wanted to see something that's different, something you said would change in me.
Wanted to be, anything different, everything you would change in me.

I'm taking a chance, this could be different.
This could be all I'm waiting for.
Taking a chance, this could be different.
This could be all I'm waiting for.

I wanted to see something that's different, something you said would change in me.
Wanted to be, anything different, everything you would change in me.
Something that's different (something that's different)

December 27

Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stall Mates

Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stall Mates


Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.


Cheer and clap loudly every time someone break the silence w/ a bodily function noise.


Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."


Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"


Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.


Fill up a large flask w/ Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"


Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.


Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"


Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.


Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."


Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"


Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?

"
Say, "Damn, this water's cold."


Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."


Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."


Say, "Interesting...more floaters than sinkers."


Say, "Now how did that get there?"


Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."


Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"


Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could
you kick that back over here please?"

BORED? THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON!!!!

Pass away the pointless hours with this list of things to do when you're bored

 

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON

 

Have a water drinking contest
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
While the competition is fun, you probably won't feel too good afterward. To give your event an old western theme, slam the cups upside down on the tables after you have emptied them.

Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?

Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
*Wonder (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.

Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then you can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.

Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
(Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)
Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think you did. Comment instead on how big that sneeze was or about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.


Be a Electrode Carrier

(Amusement Potential: 5-45 minutes)

Make sure you’re both wearing socks. Drag your feet across a rug over and over and back and forth, touch the other person. See who can zap the other more!!!

 

Who can tolerate the most pain

(Amusement Potential: Endless)

You and your friend each hold a piece of paper. At the count of three begin giving yourselves each paper cuts on one hand. The one who stops first is the loser.

BORED? THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE!!!!

Pass away the pointless hours with this list of things to do when you're bored

 

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE



See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
You can learn a lot about people by what they throw out. You might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR or some porn mags.

Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent

(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.

Send spooky emails

(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in love with their shoes. Or something.

Make prank phone calls

(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if you can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get you started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.

Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you

(Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
What would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know.

Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff

(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!

Try and sound Welsh

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything you say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?

Burn things with a magnifying glass

(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone you don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.

BORED? THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!

Pass away the pointless hours with this list of things to do when you're bored:


THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING



Push your eyes for interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out things your subconscious is trying to send you a message? Can you control what you see by pressing different areas with different forces? Would it be possible to somehow see the same effects on TV?

See how long you can hold your breath

(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Some tips: hyperventilate before hand, and stay as still as possible. My personal best is 2:00 (exactly).

Try to not think about penguins

(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Use your secret mind power

(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

Scratch yourself

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

Hurt yourself

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

Try to swallow your tongue

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible.

Pretend to be a car

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

 


Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

Get yourself as nauseated as possible


(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").

 

 

December 26

Awww Our Boys..Linus's and Raider's New Year Resolutions

 

Awww...Our Boys.....Linus's and Raider's New Year Resolutions

My Momma will never let me eat her pet hamster, and I am at peace with that.

I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has finished watching a horror movie.

(…and scare the living hell out of her!!!)

I will not eat cat nip and get all freaking paranoid!!!!

I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium.

I must not help myself to Q-tips, and I must certainly not proceed to stuff them down the sink's drain.

I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and puke them up so that Momma can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.

My Momma will never let me eat her pet fish, and I am at peace with that.

I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then pelt right for the box of clumping cat litter. (It took FOREVER to get the stuff out of my fur.)

I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at NOTHING after my Momma has finished watching The X-Files.

I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks.

My Momma will never let me eat her pet bird, and I am at peace with that.

I will not perch on my Momma’s chest in the middle of the night and stare into eyes until she wakes up.

I will not torture the pet turtles anymore, even though it’s a freaking riot to make them put their heads inside their shells over and over.

We will not play Herd of Thundering Wilde Beasties Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti over my Momma’s bed while she’s trying to sleep.

Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.

My Momma will never let me eat her pet turtles, and I am at peace with that.

I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.

I will not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.

I will not wait for my owner to come up the stairs and jump out from the side of the wall like Satan’s Devil Cat from Hell with all paws and claws flying out & hissing at her.

I will not intrude on my Momma’s candle-lit bubble bath and singe my bottom.

I will not stick my paw into any container to see if there is something in it. If I do, I will not hiss and scratch when my Momma has to shave me to get the rubber cement out of my fur.

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back. (All you little kitties at home don’t try this, I know this for a FACT!)

I will not annoy the dog next door (unless I’m in a bad mood.)

I will not scratch wallpaper, curtains, furniture, rugs, or clothing (even though my Momma has bought me three scratch pads.)

When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house. It is not necessary to check every door.

Screaming at the can opener will not make it open cans by itself.

I will not chew my Momma’s hair when I sleep on her pillow next to her. (I’ll try, can’t really promise!)

I will not bite and hiss my Momma when she tries to brush my teeth.

I will not stare at the wall when my Momma is talking to me. (hehe)

Birds do not come from the bird feeder. I will not knock it down and try to open it up to get the birds out.

I will not annoy my brother Linus (unless I’m in a bad mood.)

I will not perch on my Momma’s chest in the early morning hours and meow over and over until she wakes up.

I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in – and visa versa.

The dog can see me coming when I stalk her. She can see me and will move out of the way when I pounce, letting me smash into floors and walls. That does not mean I should take it as a personal insult when my Momma sits there and laughs.

I will come when my Momma calls me. (occasionally)

I will not annoy my brother Raider (unless I’m in a bad mood.)

I will not put a kitty spell on my Momma in order to hypnotize her to get to stop playing her rock music and go to sleep, so I can nap.

I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while my Momma is trying to bring in groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really come true.

When the humans play darts, I will not leap into the air and attempt to catch them.

I will not demand to get fed every five minutes. (unless I’m sleeping!!)

I will not sleep more than 23 hours per day.

I will not swat my Momma’s head repeatedly when she's on the family room floor trying to do sit ups.

I will not tap my Momma’s side repeatedly with my claws on her side from behind as she sits at her computer. Even though it’s funny than hell when I scratch and it scares the living crap out of her!

I won’t bring dead things into the house while my Momma is away. (maybe)

When my Momma is typing at the computer, her forearms are *not* a hammock.

I will not annoy my Momma (unless I’m in a bad mood.)

Computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.

I will not put a kitty spell on my Momma in order to hypnotize her to get my way. (maybe)

I will not act like I’m sleeping when my Momma is talking to me.

I am a walking static generator. My Momma doesn't need my help installing a new board in her computer.

I will not cough up a fur ball on the rug right after my Momma vacuums. (maybe)

Dry cat food is always available. I’ll try not to starve myself and act pitiful all day long in anticipation of the canned food.

When jumping from the top of the dresser onto my Momma’s bed in the middle of the night I will not use her groin or stomach or throat as my landing target.

I will not annoy the turtles (unless I’m in a bad mood.)

Linus is allowed to use the litter box. When I see Linus using the litter box I will not immediately run into the dining room and shit on the floor. (he never covers it up!!)

Momma gives out cat treats for Linus and I, one for each cat. I will not race around wolfing down all of the treats as fast as I can.

The Christmas tree is not made of catnip, and the ornaments are not toys.

Last but not least, and we cannot promise not to think this….

We’re as cool as We’d like people to think we are!! 

 

December 24

Sometimes you just don’t wanna be here…Suicide

 

Sometimes you just don’t wanna be here…Suicide

~ Stuff happens and you can think of a million reasons not to be here ~

Because no one gives a damn about you.

Because you don’t deserve to live.

Because your life has no value, you can see it.

Because you hurt too many people.

Because it’s always your fault.

Because you’re sick of being battered and used.

Because your life itself isn’t precious, because they were and are wrong.

Battle automatically gives others hope and strength, now you have no more.

Because you know you will never feel better.

Because each time you confront despair you get more tired .. you can't know now what you will ultimately be able to do with this, what future battles can you will win? NONE

Because if you die today you will never again have to feel love for another human being, or trust, gratitude, hurt and pain.

Because you’re sick of crying all the damn time!

Because you never see kindness and compassion in another's eyes.

Because if you die today you will never again see sunlight pouring through the leaves of a tree, or a bird take flight, or feel the quality of light in winter, thank god it goes away!

Because the seconds do not cease their passing, because even if it feels like time has.

Become an unbearably heavy stone, it has, and you only have to endure.

Because you have already lost.

Because you can join the one you lost.

Because the will to live is a cruel punishment.

Because they never healed and comforted you.

If you die today you will erase the meaning of your suffering.

Because you haven’t the skills to find your healing path. Seen this over and over again.

Because you don’t want to feel sick with sadness and hurt.

Because you’re always Alone.

Because this is the only way out of this horror and despair.

Because no one knows better than you the meaning of suffering, and the agony deepens the heart.

Because you hate everything about your existence.

Because you hate how you live a constant lie and how no-one really knows a fucking thing about you. (You're really not that HAPPY)

Because you deserve the peace.

Because you’ve been shown this is the way to deal with life by someone too close to you already.

Because you just can’t stand this anymore!

Because we never came (THE FAMILY/FRIENDS) together.

Because we will be able to show them that even though they had all the Power and Strength and Ruthless Cunning, they couldn’t stop this!

Because you’re sick of caring about ANYTHING.

Even though we were only helpless, innocent dependent children, we will have beaten them at the game and we’re finally leaving.

Because I am furious that I have to suffer the pain of another's evil and filth.

Because you’re just sick of trying to make an effort to be happy.

Because you too will one day feel fury.

Because I’m not meant to be fixed, I think I was made as an example of how fucked up one’s life can be.

Because it is critical that you can no longer survive.

Because you’ve already given your meaningless possessions to someone else or thrown them out. As they carry no happiness.

Because you’re just sick of trying to make an effort to get by in life. and make an effort to be happy.

Because they always laugh in your face.

Because you who feel that you can save me, get over it! You’re talking to a dead person. It's not gonna help.

Because there is something so painful to you in your life that you do not feel like you have any other way out.

Because you're just sick of everyone's shit!

Because there’s no way, but this way.

Because you’d never been successful or that well known.. So you wouldn’t be missed all that much anyway.

 

Ahhhh, still here. Not that I wanted to go in the first place. Just another bad day. The end

December 21

New Year Resolutions~ Some "Possible" Affirmations! (hehe)

        New Year's Humor

It is a time of resolutions.

At the end of one year and the start of another, many of us will renew our commitment to living with daily affirmations.

While these may not suit everyone's taste, here are some "possible" affirmations to consider:

 

1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.

2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

4. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

5. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgment.

6. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.

7. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding.

8. I am at one with my duality.

9. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots.

10. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.

11. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.

12. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"

13. A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.

14. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

15. I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it worrying about the future?

16. The complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that the conspiracy is working.

17. Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.

December 20

Artist: Enrique Iglesias~ Song: If The World Crashes Down

 

 

Artist: Enrique Iglesias

Song: If The World Crashes Down

Album: Escape


 

You make me strong
You make me weak
You lift me off my feet
You give me hope
When all my dreams
Seem like they're out of reach
You make me understand
The way the perfect love should be
You take me to a place

 

So high
I never wanna leave
Sometimes all the things
I should have said
I hope it's not too late
I wanna make you understand
If the world came crashing down over me
I know that my life is complete
Cause I've held you
In my arms all night
Cause I can't imagine life
Without you by my side
You whisper in my ears the words:
"Just hold me close tonight"
And then the pain is holding me
Your love just set me free!

 

 

December 15

The Why's of Men

The Why's of Men


1 . WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Baked Beans

Baked Beans


        Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a guy and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, " He is so sweet and gentlemanly, he would never go for this carrying on." So she made the supreme sacrifice, and gave up the beans. Some months later, her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted. And upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it. Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the phone. The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of pulpwood mill. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage. Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the phone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!! There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a "Happy Birthday"!!!
 

Charlie Brown Specials We'd Like to See

**please dont be offended**

 

 

Charlie Brown Specials We'd Like to See

A few years ago, Charlie Brown and the PEANUTS gang made a new friend who developed leukemia in an animated special entitled, WHY, CHARLIE BROWN, WHY?

Recently, MetLife has put out a series of instructional pamphlets which feature the PEANUTS gang dealing with such issues as the loss of a loved one, writing a will, and dealing with a permanent disability. Now that Charlie Brown is dealing with important issues, how about some PEANUTS specials for the kids of the 90s and beyond?


We could learn about V.D.

Find out in: IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN.

Chuck and the Little Red-Headed Girl find out about unwanted pregnancy.

Find out in: IT'S BLUE, CHARLIE BROWN!

Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing Social Security checks and boosting automobiles.

Find out in: GO BLAME SOCIETY, CHARLIE BROWN.

Is Schroeder gay?

Find out in: IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN.

Explore the real problems of child abuse in America.

Find out in: YOU MADE ME DO THAT, CHARLIE BROWN.

See how the PEANUTS gang deals with date rape.

Find out in: NO MEANS NO, CHARLIE BROWN.

Discover a father's forbidden love.

Find out in: IT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET, CHARLIE BROWN.

The PEANUTS gang gets a lesson in Ebonics.

Find out in: IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN.

What goes on in the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego, Mr. Clean.

Find out in: GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN.

December 13

Where in the world is Scuba Joe?????

'Where In The World Is Scuba Joe????
 
 
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We all ask the question, but no one has the answers. Where is Joe?
Now thanks to Aquatic Bastard-Shithead Technologies we now can track Joe. (so~ Yayyyyyyy!!!!)
Here we can log all activity.
 
 

 

Date

Time

Location

Activity

12/13/05

18.23

 Montevideo, Coast of Uruguay

Spotted: Diving

12/14/05

13.35

Peru, Coast of Lima

Spotted: Eating A Nice Lunch With Friends & Having A Great Time!

12/15/05

17.23

Peru, Coast of Lima

Spotted: Buying Some New *'s~ Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

12/16/05

10.23

Galapagos Islands

Spotted: Scuba Diving with Pals

12/17/05

12.05

Jamacica, Montego Bay

Spotted: Snokeling

12/18/05

17.26

Luanda, Angola

Spotted: Scuba Diving

12/19/05

7.35

Robben Island

Spotted: Chatting With Locals

12/20/05

10.44

Toliara, Madagascar. Southern Africa, island in the Indian Ocean, east of Mozambique

Spotted: Suiting  To Dive

12/21/05

5.32

Comoros, Coast of

Spotted: Eating Breakfast

12/22/05

12.30

St. Denis

Spotted: Swimming

12/23/05

15.36

Mauritius

Spotted: Late Tea With Friends

12/24/05

10.45

Archipelago in the Indian Ocean, northeast of Madagascar

Spotted: Visiting the Aldabra Land Tortoise (very good friends) 

12/25/05

07.00

Archipelago in the Indian Ocean, northeast of Madagascar

Spotted: Enjoying Christmas with his  Aldabra Land Tortoises Friends 

12/26/05

16.30

Archipelago in the Indian Ocean, northeast of Madagascar

Spotted: Enjoying Dinner with his  Aldabra Land Tortoises Friends

12/27/05

12.35

Antananarivo, Madagascar. Southern Africa, island in the Indian Ocean, east of Mozambique

Spotted: Shopping in the Andravoahangy marketplace

12/28/05

10.22

Maroantsetra, Madagascar. Southern Africa, island in the Indian Ocean, east of Mozambique

Spotted: Visting a rural town and meeting a tomato frog! Yayyyy!!!

December 11

Raider's Christmas Story

 

 

Raider's Christmas Story

 

It was a Christmas eve Raider and Linus will never forget. Linus was visiting Raider for the holidays. They had just finished a grand Christmas dinner with lots of 9 Lives Tuna Select, Raider's favorite. Momma was in the kitchen cleaning up. Linus and Raider were playing in the living room when all of a sudden they heard singing outside. Raider and Linus ran to the door, and there standing in the lightly falling snow were Christmas carolers singing Feliz Navidad. (Our Favorite Song!!! Yayyy!!!)  It was so cold you could see the singers' breath rising in the air like puffs of smoke.

The carolers called for Linus and Raider to join them. It was late, but Raider's Momma said they could go for a little while. Raider and Linus grabbed their coats and hats and gloves and went out to sing with the carolers. It was great fun!

As Raider and Linus headed home, the snow stopped, the stars started twinkling and the moon was so bright, they could see through the darkness. Just as they arrived at Raider's door, Linus stopped. "Listen Raider, did you hear that? It sounds like bells!"

"I hear it, too!" Raider said hurrying toward Linus. "Look up there," Linus pointed. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Raider asked. "Yes! It's Santa! It has to be!" Linus gasped excitedly. "Listen, I think I can hear him calling out 'Ho, Ho, Ho.'"

"Yes!" Raider said, "I hear it too! It looks like he's over Garfield's house. We better get inside and put out the milk and cookies! We need to get to bed ourselves."


"Let's run," Linus said.

Momma was just finishing the dishes when Linus and Raider slid across the kitchen floor. "We saw Santa!" Raider huffed. He was flying over Garfield's house. We've got to hurry and put out Santa's snack. If we're not in bed Santa won't stop here!"

Quickly, Linus and Raider poured Santa's milk in a glass and put five chocolate chip cookies on a plate. They placed the snack on the hearth near the fireplace so Santa would be sure to see it. As they climbed into bed, they heard Momma downstairs chuckling. "That must have been one big shooting star those boys saw," Momma said. Linus and Raider just smiled at each other as they drifted off to sleep. They knew what they saw was not a shooting star. Shooting stars don't ring bells and they don't sing out,

"Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!"

The End


 

~Special Thank you to my Karen Sis, as I got this link from her space. Love you, Your Crazy Lil Sis

December 08

Birthday Chart Listing

 work in progress :)  ~ Leave me your full first name and last name (first letter only) and the date in the comments space below. Let me know and I'll add you :) 
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! 
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Month: January

~*~ Name ~*~

~*~ Day ~*~

Oliver W.

Fourteenth

 

Month: February

~*~ Name ~*~

~*~ Day ~*~

 

Month: March

~*~ Name ~*~

~*~ Day ~*~

 

Month: April

~*~ Name ~*~

~*~ Day ~*~

  

Month: May

~*~ Name ~*~

~*~ Day ~*~

 

Month: June

~*~ Name ~*~

~*~ Day ~*~

 Karen W.

Eleventh

  

Month: July

~*~ Name ~*~

~*~ Day ~*~

 

Month: August

~*~ Name ~*~

~*~ Day ~*~

 

Month: September

~*~ Name ~*~

~*~ Day ~*~

Paul

Sixth

 

Month: October

~*~ Name ~*~

~*~ Day ~*~

Laura

Thirty First

 Month: November

~*~ Name ~*~

~*~ Day ~*~

Month: December

~*~ Name ~*~

~*~ Day ~*~

  
 
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
 
 
December 07

The World's Shortest Personality Test

 

The World's Shortest Personality Test

 

Find out by copying and pasting this to your browser:

http://www.blogthings.com/worldsshortestpersonalitytest/ 

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Your Personality Profile

You are dignified, spiritual, and wise.


Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better yourself.


You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books.

You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life.


You dream of inner peace for yourself, your friends, and the world.


A good friend, you always give of yourself first.

 
 
 
 
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